One of my coworkers just took a look at my mango on my desk and said, "Don't you find that mangos taste like soap?" I'm going home tonight to bite into a bar of soap to see if it tastes like mango.

I think she's on crack.
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I got a comment from Jennifer Keegan on the picture of my desk.

She said,

"I wish I had a flat screen monitor. ;( "

Note the notorious frown-wink at the end of the sentence. Now if you're unfamiliar with the frown-wink emoticon, it's the sad but coy/seductive emoticon. Unfortunately text does not do it justice so I've tried to reproduce it here in real life-->frown-wink.

I try to use this frown-wink at clubs sometimes when women decline my drink offer.
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Yes I'm that bored right now.